Zeke Grier, Staff Writer
Zeke Grier is an 18-year-old, 6’2,” 180-pound man, shaped like a Cadbury Egg. Zeke likes to think he plays varsity basketball, even though he rarely sees the court. Zeke has a lot of free time; he likes to make Tik Toks and dance to popular songs for his audience of young fans. In the summer, he tours around the world performing live for his fan-girls. To make money on the side, Zeke stalks celebrities and sells their used clothing online. Mr. Grier’s dream job is to be a kindergarten teacher at a small private school. He has always aspired to develop the next generation.